Beware Of The Big Scarey Hoover Monster!Posted: February 10, 2011
Hey humans and woofy doggies. It’s Ushi again. I haven’t been on here for a while, but there is something I must tell you about!
Mums sister uses this big thing that roars when it gets turned on. It sucks up all my loose dog hair, and once it nearly tried to suck me up too. Mum says it’s called a “hoover”.
Every couple of days it comes out, and it is just so horrible! When it gets turned on, i press myself up against mums leg, which I love, since i get loads of pets. Today it was on, and i was going to go over to my bed where it couldn’t get me, but it came at me and towards my bed! I did a little jump and managed to knock over my water bowl! Mum wasn’t really too happy with me doing that though. I just couldn’t get away.
I tried to be brave and just thought that maybe it tried to suck me up because it got confused, but that never seems to work.
So i’m writing here to tell you that you all must beware of the hoover monster. I just got away by the skin of my teeth, but really i might not be so lucky next time. Mum tries to explain to me that it won’t get me, but i don’t believe her.
Have you got any tips on how to stop the evil hoover monster? And why does it need my hair?
I’m gonna sleep now but just thought i’d warn you all about this. Tips would be great! Thanks!